Bishop Sirr, while a resident of the Unity Commune, reluctantly took on a student. One day he was sitting in the large kitchen enjoying an orange when his student burst into the room. She struck an exasperated pose and said, "I couldn't find you!"

"You couldn't find me?" said Bishop Sirr.

"No. I was looking everywhere for you."

"Well," he responded, "No wonder you couldn't find me. I wasn't everywhere. I was right here."